I don’t follow sports but my friend Nancy sent me this video of Japanese baseball player Masato Akamatsu’s extraordinary catch. Watch it!
So here’s what happened: Two years ago (almost exactly to the month) I started this blog right after returning home from vacation in Japan. I posted just a few times and then as I got distracted with other things I totally forgot I even had this blog. Recently I rediscovered it completely by chance, a fluke really. Thankfully I was able to remember my login and password (!!!) after so long. I think it’s a cute little blog and I want to revive it now. I write other blogs but they’re of the political and currents events type, so it’s nice to have this little haven to come to away from all that. It’s very likely that eventually I Heart Japanese Things will morph into something more multi-faceted, as blogs tend to do. I definitely want to share some things from my travels in Korea as well. I plan to travel to Japan and Korea again, and Israel too, so possibly this could end up being a world culture/travel blog. That would be fun, wouldn’t it? I’ve also been to Portugal, and lived in Czech Republic for 2 months, and lived in Italy for 3 months. Unfortunately I wasn’t using a digital camera in those days and I never kept good notes on my travels. I don’t even have a single photo from my time in the Czech Republic which just makes me sad. The churches and architecture there are incredible and I never got to photograph Charles Bridge (the most haunting place I’ve ever been in my life) or the street musicians in Prague or the snowy border of Slovakia or me eating sausage and rolicki (bread) over a fire. Thank God for digital nowadays. I can’t live without it.
I shall return.
I love, love, love the UK version of the TV comedy show ‘The Office’. Actually, it’s no longer on the air so I guess I should say I “loved, loved, loved it”, but anyway. And I never really saw it on TV either. I rented the discs from Netflix, which was AWESOME because I was able to get all of them at once and just like, get in bed under my covers and stay there for an entire weekend without moving except to pee and get Haagen Daz from the freezer. And that’s what I did. Because when you start watching the UK ‘Office’ you cannot stop. It’s addictive and sooooooooo hilarious. A little too racy for my tastes in some parts but otherwise absolutely brazilliant comedy. I have never been able to get into the American version although I adore Steve Carrell and think he’s brazilliant, too. I don’t know–the American version just doesn’t do it for me. Anyhoo, Ricky Gervais–the creator of the original ‘Office’–introduced a hilarious little skit for Saturday Night Live in which he claimed to have gotten his inspiration for ‘The Office’ from a Japanese show of the same name. Then, the cast of the American ‘Office’ preceeds to act out the skit of the Japanese version…in very, very poor Japanese…and it’s just a hoot. Enjoy the clip here.
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Some of the things in the skit play into obvious stereotypes–like yes, Japan is the forerunner of the creation of robot-pets but that does not mean every Japanese office has one. Nor does every Japanese person drink sake every time there’s a party. But other things are spot on…like the receptionist who giggles into her hand and the junior staff saying “I’m sorry” multiple times and bowing.
First, a sudden random thought: Why isn’t the plural of “monkey” spelled “monkies”?
Anyway, adorable monKEYS of Mount Takasaki on Kyushu island, Japan. For those not in the know, Kyushu is the part of Japan where Nagasaki (my favorite city) is. Although the nation of Japan is comprised of literally hundreds and hundreds of islands–most so small you can’t see them on a map–the country’s “mainland” (what most people commonly think of as Japan proper) is made up of 4 big islands: From North to South they are: Hokkaido (where Sapporo is located–home of the famous beer); Honshu (this is where Tokyo, Kyoto, Osaka, all the way to Hiroshima, are located); Shikoku (no famous world-known cities here); and Kyushu (Nagasaki and Fukuoka are here, as well as a US Naval base in Sasebo). You can actually include Okinawa as a 5th major island.
This is such a great story.
Italian soldiers are facing the embarrassment of being beaten up daily by a 77-year-old Japanese grandmother.
Martial arts expert Keiko Wakabayashi, nicknamed the “Samurai Granny”, has been hired by the country’s military to train recruits in hand-to-hand combat.
Miss Wakabayashi, who stands exactly 5ft tall, looks tiny compared to her charges who are mostly over 6ft.
But the pensioner is a trained master in an array of martial arts disciplines including jujitsu, jojitso, kenjitso, judo, kendo and karate.
She wipes the floor with soldiers of the Folgore brigade at their barracks in Livorno on a daily basis.
Miss Wakabayashi was born in Japan but now lives in Northern Italy.
She tells her students to look at her and believe that nothing is impossible.
After flooring an opponent she tells them: “Don’t think it’s unbelievable. The physique doesn’t matter.”
Sparring is regarded as the most effective method of teaching martial arts and senior Italian military officers hope the experience of being humiliated by Miss Wakabayashi will toughen up their soldiers.
Miss Wakabayashi trained for many years to achieve her level of expertise and believes she can carry on defeating brawny soldiers for years to come.
The term martial arts is synonymous with the Far East, but actually derives from Mars, the Roman god of war and literally means the “arts of war”.
Here’s another great photo.
Not everything about Japan is cute. When I was there in early June a 25 year old man named Tomohiro Kato went on a violent rampage in the Akihabara section of Tokyo, ramming a large vehicle full-speed into a crowd of pedestrians in broad daylight outside the train station, and then proceeded to jump from the vehicle and stab anyone he could reach until a police officer brought him to the ground. When it was over Kato had violently stabbed 17 people with a hunting knife, killing 7 of them. The victims ranged in ages from late teens to early 70s.
At the time of the attacks I was several hours from Tokyo in a city called Maizuru but realistically, as a tourist, I could have been there. I had only left Tokyo a few days before. There are many disturbing details to the story of Kato’s rampage, such as how he live-blogged on his plans right up to the very minute that he walked out the door, stating in his last post, “It’s time now”. From the time of that last posting it was 20 minutes before the rampage began.
Kato suffered from several psychological and mental disorders one of which was detachment from reality and extreme paranoia, stating to police that he believed he co-workers were doing things behind his back at work, and that women refused to sit next to him on the subway. Likely none of this was true because this is the mind of a sick man. But one thing is for certain: Kato was a deeply isolated and withdrawn young man. The question on my mind was how a person in such a densely populated city like Tokyo have become so isolated and cut off that he literally had no friends. Not a single one. What makes a human being crawl inside themselves while their rage against the world grows and festers like a disease? And what is the source of that kind of rage? Isn’t it the effect of feeling un-loved, un-wanted, un-noticed? Do we human beings ourselves have some blame to share in the making of such a madman? Jenny Ueichi from The Japan Times tackles this exact question:
Society’s role in Kato’s crime
Tracing killer’s lonely path from exclusion to Akihabara rampageBy JENNY UECHI
‘The clicking sound of my cell phone echoes emptily in my room. . . . If only I had a girlfriend, I wouldn’t have to live so miserably.’The thousands of messages posted online by Tomohiro Kato reveal the loneliness that haunted him in the days before he instigated the deadly attacks in Tokyo’s Akihabara district on June 8. Although experts initially pointed to video games and low-wage jobs as being key factors behind his crime, details surrounding the incident suggest a bigger issue was at play. The incident, in many ways, highlights the extent to which the notion of “seken” (the society, the people one deals with) continues to govern peoples’ lives in Japan.
Kato’s workplace woes are well-documented: A top-class student in elementary school and junior high, he had dreams of designing cars for Toyota, but ended up in a temporary job checking the paint-work on vehicles at a Toyota subsidiary in Susono, Shizuoka Prefecture. Earning around ¥220,000 a month — significantly less than the ¥350,000 salary of regular employees — and struggling with debt, he was anxious about his employers’ plans to lay off most of its temporary staff in June.
In his postings between June 3-8 on the mobile phone site Extreme Exchange, however, Kato makes it clear that relationships — or the dysfunction and lack thereof — are his main concern. He uses the word “hitori” (alone) 39 times, “kanojo” (girlfriend) 42 times, and “tomodachi” (friend) 26 times. More than poverty or troubles at work, Kato sees his lack of a partner or friends as being at the root of his sense of worthlessness.
“I don’t have a girlfriend. Just because of this, my life has fallen apart,” he wrote on June 5. Three days later, he was driving a rented truck toward a busy intersection in Akihabara.
Dr. Naoki Sato, a professor of Information Engineering at the Kyushu Institute of Technology, notes in his book “Boso Suru ‘Seken’ ” (“The Rampaging Society”) that while social relations are important everywhere, they carry particular weight in Japan, where the word for “individual” — “kojin” — did not make its first appearance in print until 1884, in a translation of Jean-Jacques Rousseau’s “Social Contract.”
“In Japan, individuals are created by their relation to the people around them,” Sato says. “Whenever anyone causes an incident here, their parents immediately apologize to the seken: That relationship takes precedence over everything else.”
Sato describes seken as a double-edged sword: On the one hand, pressure to live within it has contributed to Japan’s famously low crime rate; on the other hand, it can also push people excluded by it to desperation.
“The problem is that because people think it isn’t possible to live outside the seken in Japan . . . these individuals have to disappear, commit suicide — the number of suicides in Japan still exceeds 30,000 each year — or resort to self-destructive crimes, such as this one.”
In his book, Sato cites the example of Kaoru Kobayashi, a newspaper deliveryman who killed a 6-year-old girl in Nara Prefecture in 2004. A chronic loner, Kobayashi claimed he had “no intention of being reintegrated in society,” and pumped his fist in victory upon hearing his death sentence.
While Kato believed himself to lack friends, he had no shortage of sympathizers after the incident. On 2ch.net, Japan’s largest web forum, 360,000 new postings on the Akihabara incident were made in the five days following the attacks, and while the majority condemned the murders, some said they could understand how he felt. A few even lauded Kato as a hero who stood up for the “loser group” in Japanese society: the shut-ins, the loners, and the country’s 3 million contract and part-time workers.
Mitsue Komiya, founder of Kizuna, a support group for parents based in Niiza, Saitama Prefecture, feels that Kato was in many ways a victim of his parents’ determination to make him a “winner” in the eyes of society. In one of his last posts, Kato wrote that his parents forced him to study hard so that they could “brag to their neighbors” about their “perfect son.”
Komiya observes, “I get the sense that Kato’s parents knew something was wrong with their son, but weren’t able to talk about it with anybody.”
Dr. Seiei Mutou, director of the Tokyo Mental Health Academy, feels that the Akihabara incident is only the “tip of the iceberg” of things to come. A veteran counselor, Mutou sees many youths in their 20s and 30s who are suffering the consequences of the social and economic changes of the 1980s and 1990s, during which institutions at the core of Japanese society were undermined.
“Temporary workers don’t get any solidarity from their coworkers, because they’re treated as disposable staff,” he says. “Parents play less and less of a part in their regional community, so their children grow up not knowing how to interact with people.” Even though many young people send dozens of text messages a day to their friends, Mutou sees these exchanges as largely “based on ‘tatemae’ — polite facades to avoid being bullied.”
Although Kato claimed to have given up on “flimsy” relationships that were “based only on appearances,” he continued to post minute-to-minute updates via his cell phone about his plans for murder in Akihabara right up until the last half-hour. Reading his postings, Mutou believes that Kato was hoping for someone to stop him. “He probably wanted somebody to confront him, to deal with him directly and ask him why he was doing this. But of course, that wouldn’t happen in Japan today, so when the time came . . .”
At 12:35 on Sunday afternoon in Akihabara, Kato rammed a 2-ton truck into a crowd at the busy crossing at Kanda San-chome. After his truck collided with a taxi, Kato emerged brandishing a knife, screaming as he began chasing down shoppers and stabbing them from behind. The attacks left seven people dead, another 10 injured.
Dr. Akihiko Yamamoto, from Oita Prefectural Hospital, rushed to save the injured victims, including 21-year-old Mai Muto, who was fatally stabbed while trying to help an elderly man struck by the truck. Having witnessed the “gruesome” event first hand, Yamamoto disagrees with Kato’s actions, but “can understand to some extent how the suspect felt.” He recalls a discussion from his student days about how, if put in the position of a terminally ill patient, some people might choose to “take everyone down with them,” Essentially, Kato’s inhuman act was borne of that very human rationale, says Yamamoto.
“There’s no doubt that some people think this way, and I feel they aren’t so rare,” he says, adding that society must change to prevent such indiscriminate murders in the future.
But what kind of change can prevent what Kato called Japan’s backlog of “would-be criminals” from following in his footsteps? Sato believes that Japan’s culture is unlikely to change, and that the country must instead get rid of the jarring inequalities that disrupt social unity.
Mutou, on the other hand, feels that Japan will eventually need to undergo an “individualist revolution,” where people will assert themselves instead of looking to others to validate their existence. “Up to now, everyone in Japan could be interdependent — you could count on your parents and your superiors. These days, nobody will take care of you, so you have to be independent.”
One thing that is clear, however, is that many people of Kato’s generation — often perceived as being indifferent to the seken — still care deeply about securing their place within it. All of his life, Kato was under pressure to obtain the trappings of social success: good grades, a respectable job, close friends and a romantic partner. His sole positive message before the attack, in which he said he felt “a little happy” to still be included in group e-mails, suggests that Kato had invested too much of himself in a society that invested little back in him.
UPDATE: Some more interesting perspectives on the Kato massacre here.
I also want to point out that despite these occasional outbursts of violence, Japan is still one of the safest countries in the world. There are extremely few cases of theft, home invasions, muggings and rapes. You would rarely even be elbowed on the subway. I’m serious. And Japanese people hardly even jaywalk. It’s true! The Japanese are overwhelmingly polite and gracious people, and anyone would feel safe visiting their country.
This is kind of silly. But Japan comes up with all kinds of new and interesting things that no one else thought of. You have to hand it to them for creativity. And there are certainly people who have this kind of money to throw away. That’s what I find the most strange–not that a Japanese firm will send people into space to say their wedding vows, but that anyone would pay $2.3 million for it. Think of all the charitable organizations that could benefit from nearly two and a half million dollars. Personally, I wouldn’t pay $2.03 for it.
This still isn’t as strange as “Monkids”, monkeys raised as surrogate human children. Yeah, that’s not related to Japan but it is related to crazy as hell.
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